it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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