my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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