She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I understand Curling. That high.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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