I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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