I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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