Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
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I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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