who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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