I want to walk on stilts...naked
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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