when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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