i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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