if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
it wasn't lemon gatorade
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
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Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed