you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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