you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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