You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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