The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm both gender and math confused
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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