matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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