she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
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I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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