well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm getting married
To pizza
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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