Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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