Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Randomize