I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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