It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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