it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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