i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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