woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
How does one acquire holy water?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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