And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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