When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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