my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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