You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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