Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
