"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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