What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Randomize
