I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
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I will pee on everything he values.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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