my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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