Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i wish my penis had a tongue
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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