She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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