Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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