It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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