You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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