that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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