New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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