we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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