I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Randomize
