You can't motorboat a personality
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
This is the high leading the old right now
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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