Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
You ate ashes out of my bong
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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