I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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