I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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