Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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