both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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