This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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