Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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