He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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