My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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