I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
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Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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