Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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