found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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