booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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