Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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