Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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